We have to forewarn you that this is a long and obnoxious copywriting sales letter. Google hates them. People love them. Go figure.
Imagine what it might mean if you could get copywriter that could help you work out what to produce, manage the work, and even improve your time to approval.
Good news! You can do this AND reduce your input to the time it takes you to watch ONE episode of your favourite TV show per month.
Hi there, Pixieling!
Do you want to be at the helm of a business that has an audience filled with true fans? While also selling to those fans? You’re in the write place!
You’re in the write place! (‘Dad joke’ fully intended.)
Our amazing copywriting service:
Writes For You — And Builds Your Capability
However, it is very expensive.
And it is definitely NOT for everyone.
Here’s what I mean:
The copywriter team at Brutal Pixie helps you to become proactive and strategic about all content you produce. Rather than just ‘marketing’ what you do, you’ll start to produce publications and fanbases. You will learn how to invite interest, incite conversation, and roll out your content with incredible consistency.
But if you aren’t willing to:
- make your strategic plans (or honest lack of them) visible
- co-create production calendars that stretch a minimum of 6 months ahead
- see the Big Picture
- be persistent, patient, and full of perseverence
- insist that this IS work to others in your business
… then you’ll want to find someone else.
However, if you want to go all-in with the change it requires, then keep reading.
This section of the copywriting sales letter shows you how we help you to become a publisher.
Even if all you’re looking at is copywriting for your blog, you’re still a publisher.
With our copywriting services, you’ll start building a business that is capable of producing consistent, unique content that people actually want to read. You will create a full content sequence that helps you build publications. It can even help your company to earn passive income with minimal effort. And along the way, you’ll get access to The Brutal Pixies’ no-BS, no-holds-barred feedback and guidance.
We want you to learn along the way. We want you to gain more confidence in adding tools (and perhaps even more people!) to your already successful business. Our copywriters aim to make ourselves redundant eventually, because we’ve helped build your capability.
This service is designed to help you:
Grow A Meaningful Audience
Optimize Your Spend
Increase Your Sales
Become visible as a thought-leader
Grow Your Business
It wouldn’t be a copywriting sales letter if we didn’t show you the money:
Views and likes are not sales. Only sales contribute to profits.
Truthfully, all the money spent on content is useless if you can’t create assets (in the true meaning of the word) that make money for you. Or, if you don’t know how to put a financial value on those assets.
We want you to stop wishing for a flagon of port to drink ahead of your next board meeting. It’s anxiety-inducing enough, trying to achieve targets. Imagine how freeing it is not to have to justify your role, your budget, or your presence in the business. No it isn’t a pipe-dream. It’s just knowing how to work smarter. And to have a copywriting service to back you.
Stumbling into the pixie tribe was one of the greatest things I have done for my business.Susan Sadler, Red Wagon Workplace Solutions
Of course there’s a bonus in this sales letter!
(It wouldn’t be a sales letter without one.)
When you sign up with us, you’ll get a copy of our latest book…
Valued at more than $60, it’s yours for free. We will send this physical book to your home. It’s not a PDF, and it’s dripping with amazing info.
Brilliant Blawgs is a small, desktop-sized paperback: A powerful, 54-page business publishing manual. It contains the actual tools that we use at Brutal Pixie and teaches the exact methods that we use to write amazing copy that is relevant, and creates high levels of engagement.
Some of the tips in this book include:
» The little-known method of getting one over your competition (which is so powerful that it’s worth every minute you spend on it)
» The easiest way to handle content publishing risk (which is essential for all professional services, but especially if you’re in a risk-averse industry like law)
» More than 17 worksheets that will get help you to get your hands dirty (in a good way!) from the very first pages
» The fastest way to create content accountability in your team so that your publishing workflow becomes smooth and painless
» Some of the Queen Pixie’s best publishing tips learned from years of creating both digital and printed publications that fly.
Frankly, the methodologies in this book form the backbone of our entire business. It’s the kind of secret sauce that all your gurus tell you not to let go into the market. But, you know, pffft to that.
Brutal Pixie has been working with academics and students in the Intelligent Water Decisions research group at the University of Adelaide for two years now. They’ve done an outstanding job, as well as helping sharpen all of our skills in communicating very technically dense research to a wider audience … The efforts are starting to yield a number of tangible benefits in terms of strengthening our connections with industry and government.Professor Seth Westra, University of Adelaide
Don’t just look to ‘get a copywriter’. Find a team that can add real value to your organisation
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The Inconvenient Truth is that most “content people” never bother to learn the publishing business side of what they do.
They’re often just generalist copywriters or — worse — journalists, without either publishing experience or business savvy.
Most “marketers” have no idea either.
Marketers spend most of their time justifying why they exist, and trying to convince others that the latest trend is worth chasing. After our years in publishing, we know that chasing trends is a fast lane into debt and wasted time. With the right advisory, and the services to back it, you will never have to chase a trend. You’ll focus on creating great publications that deliver deep value to your market instead.
You’ll never worry about your competition again.
Brutal Pixie has been an integral part of our business growth over the last few years. They will get to know your business goals and advise and deliver the content strategy that will align or your business communications to reach your customers. We’ve enjoyed our experience so much that we’re not letting them go. Highly recommended.Gina Brooks, Training x Design
When I tell people I pay about $700 a month, people say “wow that’s expensive!” Expensive? No way is this expensive! Think about it: It would take me an entire day just to do one article that isn’t even half as good. If I were to charge out at my own rates, that alone is $2000. This is a steal.Susan Sadler, Red Wagon Workplace Solutions
WARNING! Here’s why our web copywriting services might not be right for you.
If you’re not serious about building your brand and your audience, this is a complete waste of money for you. This copywriting service will be just a burned-up pile of cash if you don’t want to learn how to turn every piece into something that can work for you long-term.
Here at Brutal Pixie, we are BIG on transparent communication, long-term relationships, and spend maximization. What this means it that if you don’t like to reply to emails, have a tendency to ‘go dark’, or just want someone do things your way (because you know best), then we are dead-set serious: Find Someone Else. These kinds people do not make friends with pixies.
BUT, if you’re sick of bouncing from one vendor to another, with agencies that don’t listen, it’s time you had some Pixie magic. We’re more than digital copywriters. We live and breathe this territory.
And of course, it wouldn’t be a sales letter without a list of benefits. Here is a bunch of benefits you’ll get by working with us:
- always know what’s going on with your work
- feeling like you’re the only person in our world
- beautiful gifts at random
- deep investment in a long-term relationship
- certainty over your content creation and roll-out
- the assurance that comes from working with professionals
- being able to ask for advice on everything from PR to spend decisions
- learning how to create multiple assets from one blog
- learning how to create assets you can make money from
- suddenly being taken seriously by your market
- having the confidence to break away from the pack
- … and much more.
Having clients who will follow you to the ends of the earth. There is just no feeling like it. And we know, because that’s what our clients are like. We <3 them!
The Pixies work right across the Asia-Pacific region
We can work together if you are in any of the following regions:
The days of needing a copywriter in your town are long-gone. Our clients are 100% remote, just like our team. What we don’t spend in overheads we spend on creating an outstanding customer experience.
Does this epic sales letter make you want to talk to someone? Maybe a therapist?
Well, we can’t help you with your mental health, but for your copywriting there is no-one better than us.
That’s why we have a waiting list.